Kids whose parents have Blackberrys heckled and abused by kids whose parents have iphones

In a groundbreaking study, researchers have discovered that the children of parents who own Blackberry's are suffering abuse, verbal heckling and sometimes even violence at the hands of the kids whose parents have iphones.

"I think those parents who own Blackberry devices need to take a hard look at themselves and ask themselves what kind of impact are their selfish decisions having on their children." Dianne McDaniels, Director of Child Welfare Services for British Columbia. "I think it's a combination of poor judgement and selfishness really"

She went on to describe the many benefits of the iphone over the blackberry and urged parents to act responsibly when making smart phone choices. Children of parents with blackberrys where displaying above average levels of anxiety, frustration, lower concentration levels and were displaying higher general levels of animosity towards their classmates.

Downtown Eastside costs $1 million a day

Great report from last year on the effectiveness of funding in the DTE:

http://www2.canada.com/audit+urged+host+agencies+downtown+eastside/1295988/story.html?id=1295988



Can you believe $360M goes into that neighborhood from 3 levels of government every year...and it still looks like a warzone. thats nearly $1M a day, to support 5000 junkies, homeless and mental health patients!!! Imagine what could be done if you rounded up all of these various programs, charities, shelters and consolidated that spending into 1 special organization to tackle the problems.

I have been wondering about this myself for a long time. where the fuck is all that money going? to support the industry of the DTE, and all the support groups that want a piece of that pie...can you imagine how much of that money gets to the people that need it!

Oxford English scholar and novelist Richard Dawkins launches bid to get arrest warrant for The Pope

This is really great stuff, and it's come from Richard Dawkins who is currently assembling a team of lawyers in England to charge the Pope with "crimes against humanity" for his role in covering up the abuse of thousands of children world wide, and providing pedophile priests with amnesty and shelter.

Read the article here...


Lets start with Dawkins. Dawkins is a professor at Oxford University, (one of the best in the world) so he's no crackpot. He's an incredibly intelligent, and is an evolutionary biologist. He authored "The God Delusion", and I can't recommend this book enough. It's a fantastic read for anyone who believes that as atheists we should remain silent and let the atrocities of religion continue around us.

Anyway his charge is that the pope has enabled systematic widespread abuse of children throughout the catholic church, by silencing victims, covering up scandals, and protecting these fucking animal priests. and by many standards, Dawkins is absolutely spot on. Look at the way war criminals are prosecuted, all the way to the top. we need to take the same stance with the church, their ongoing assault against our most vulnerable citizens (our kids) has taken place on an international scale, in just about every single jurisdictions these fuckers exist in.

what baffles me are the sheep out there, who continue to put their children in harms way, and continue to attend church, putting money in the coffers of this abuse factory. it's time to bring down these velvet draped pedophiles, and expose the church for what it is...

Canadian criminal justice system lauded by criminals worldwide

Criminals worldwide are coming together to hail the Canadian criminal justice system as the best in the world. In a worldwide poll conducted by research firm Gartner Inc, 78% percent of criminals felt the Canadian system was superior to other G20 countries.

"In respect to the focus and respect for the perpetrator, and the amount of leniency and the short sentences, there isn't a better system in the world" claimed John Lee Gyzertistan, a felon serving a 25 year sentence in Folsom Prison, CA. "I'd love to be a criminal in Canada"

Canada ranked number 1 for the past 10 years in 3 of the top categories including shortest maximum sentences for class 1 felonies, highest number of days granted in lieu of time served and highest number of suspended sentences.


"Hell even the sex predators up there have it easy, it's amazing the compassion, forgiving nature of the canadian people" continued Gyzertistan.

Trade Minister on tour to promote BC's fastest growing industry

The provincial trade minister was on the road this week to promote the provinces bustling pot industry. Speaking in the interior to a group of shabbily dressed trailer park residents the minister talked about the opportunities for young people: "This business is recession proof. It's a fast track to riches and it takes a basements and a set of lights to get started."

The minister went onto to provide the residents with guidelines and tips on everything from stealing your neighbors power to the power of hydrophonics.The minister will spend the next 4 weeks touring the interior, and other well out of the way locations. The minister also instructed attendees not to worry about law enforcement, "are you kidding, the RCMP are so stretched right now. Between their fuck ups at the airports, their DUI's and civilian beatings they couldn't find their way out of wet paper bag right now" he quipped. "plus we cut their operating budget in half. no you don't have to worry about them."

Wannabe Gangbanger angry at mom for not buying him a car

An unidentified 23 year old Surrey man has opened up about the frustration he's facing with his mother. A wannabe gangbanger, the 23yr old male is struggling to establish "street cred" driving his mothers 1997 Hyundai Accent. He has made several unsuccessful demands that she at least trade in for an Impala or a Chevy Camaro. "I tried to put some rims on it and a larger exhaust to salvage the least amount of respect" he claimed "however with 12" wheels and the off white paint, it's just impossible".

The youth who lives with his 61 year old mother, claims he's been the victim of taunting and can't gain a footing in the lucrative Surrey drug trade due to the lack of "bling" in his "ride". "Even the high school kids won't buy from me. they think with a ride like this, my shit is no good" claims the youth. "Mom just needs to give me a hand, like any mom would" The youths mother was unavailable for comment, however relatives claim "she's fed up with his shit".