Trade Minister on tour to promote BC's fastest growing industry

The provincial trade minister was on the road this week to promote the provinces bustling pot industry. Speaking in the interior to a group of shabbily dressed trailer park residents the minister talked about the opportunities for young people: "This business is recession proof. It's a fast track to riches and it takes a basements and a set of lights to get started."

The minister went onto to provide the residents with guidelines and tips on everything from stealing your neighbors power to the power of hydrophonics.The minister will spend the next 4 weeks touring the interior, and other well out of the way locations. The minister also instructed attendees not to worry about law enforcement, "are you kidding, the RCMP are so stretched right now. Between their fuck ups at the airports, their DUI's and civilian beatings they couldn't find their way out of wet paper bag right now" he quipped. "plus we cut their operating budget in half. no you don't have to worry about them."