Blowjobs: Not Cheating

Vancouver BC: A groundbreaking new study commissioned at the University of British Columbia combining nearly 5 years of research has produced some startling conclusions which fly in the face of popular belief, it's official; getting a blowjob does not constitute infidelity.

The revelation is the result of pioneering work by Professor Richard Head, Head of Research at the UBC School of Psychology. His study combined MRI images of the frontal lobes of more than 2500 women who had just been given the news that their partner had received a blowjob from another female. The reaction was compared to the images of a further 2500 female test subjects who had been informed that their partners had conventional intercourse with another woman.

Explains Dr Richard Head "the methodology allows us to carefully analyze and and measure the reaction and level of disgust in the test subjects. We couldn't believe the results when we saw them, it was indisputable. The subconscious does not lie, receiving a blowjob does not constitute cheating."

Women worldwide have been quick to dismiss the results, and the Medical Practitioners Association of British Columbia have distanced themselves from the results pending a full review which could take years, but for now men are taking the results as irrefutable"

Business at local massage parlors is up almost 140%, and Dr Richard Head is publishing the results in a book, due to hit the shelves in July.